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Frequently Asked Questions

Ordering and Shopping Information

How do I place my order online?

It's quite simple really!

  1. Browse through the site until you find the item you wish to purchase.
  2. From the product page select the size and color you'd like and click "Add to Cart" to add it to your cart.
  3. You may repeat step 2 by clicking the "Continue Shopping" button and adding more items to your cart for purchase or "Checkout Now".
  4. Once you've added all the items that you wish to purchase to your cart, you can begin the checkout process. This process involves 3 steps; Verify Shipping and Billing Addresses, Order Confirmation and Payment via Paypal.com. You will then receive an order confirmation email. When your order has been shipped, you will receive a final email stating so. You can always see the status of your order by checking on Order History.

Is the site secure?

Yes, because any personal information given to paranoiaparadise will be protected. Your information will not be disclosed to any third parties. paranoiaparadise's server will secure your personal information with up-to-date firewall and encryption techniques during the ordering process.

In order to protect customers to the fullest extent,
We do not store your payment information at any time.

To assist you in recognizing secure areas of the paranoiaparadise website, a small lock icon will appear in the lower right-corner of your web browser. When this icon is present, and in the locked position, you know that information on that page will be secured.

Added online security to protect your personal information from unauthorized use is provided by using advanced SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption.

Can I track my order status?

You can track your order status by logging in and accessing My Account link by clicking on your username on the site header.

All orders that you placed will be visible by clicking the tab My Orders. Here we list all previous orders you have done on paranoiaparadise.

How can I pay for my order?

To keep our prices down, paranoiaparadise accepts for the moment only payments via Paypal.

Paypal

Paypal accept the Creditcards Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express. Paypal also accept payments made by direct debit and online bank transfer via giropay. With PayPal, you can fund your purchases directly from any of your bank accounts. It's easy!

We will add some payment methods in the future, according to customer requests.

Our website features an SSL secure connection during the transaction keeping your information secure and private. Please note that the charge on your statement will appear "paranoiaparadise" or "pp-clothing", depending on your Credit Card.

What is PayPal?

Founded in 1998, PayPal, an eBay Company, enables any individual or business with an email address to securely, easily and quickly send and receive payments online. PayPal's service builds on the existing financial infrastructure of bank accounts and credit cards and utilizes the world's most advanced proprietary fraud prevention systems to create a safe, global, real-time payment solution.

PayPal has received close to 20 awards for technical excellence from the internet industry and the business community at large -most recently the 2003 Webby Award for Best Finance Site and the 2003 Webby People's Voice Award for Best Finance Site.

Why Choose PayPal?

  • Free to Send Money: Pay for purchases or send money to anyone with an email address in 55 countries and regions. It's free.
  • Accepted Worldwide: PayPal is accepted by thousands of businesses worldwide and is the preferred payment method on eBay.com.
  • Easy to Sign Up, Easy to Use: Signing up for a PayPal account is easy, and takes just a few minutes to complete. Once you're done, you can send your payment in minutes!

How can I make changes to my order?

You can send changes to support@paranoiaparadise.com.

Changes can only be made if your request is answered before your order is processed.

Depending on demand, we may or may not be able to make your requested change. Once your order is processed or shipped, no changes can be made.

What do I get for my money?

paranoiaparadise unexceptional sells high quality of fabrics.

All Shirts are made of 100% fine combed cotton jersey. Only this smooth surface ensures a long living of the Shirt and a long lasting print.

All prints on our shirts are done in silk screen process. Silk screen printing attains a higher color coating, a better durability and a higher flexibility for textiles than any other printing method.

Some Shirts are offered in vintage style. In fact this means that each garment has been washed to look vintage and each piece is unique and has its own character.

Our fabrics are made in Europe. We garantee that none of our products is imported from countries where people and nature are exploited.

Can I change the username?

Sorry, but you can't change your username. You will need to Delete your current account and sign up for a new one. After you login, go to your account page and there is an option to delete your account.

Please note: Your order history, address book, reviews and comments will be lost if you delete your account.

I don't have my order number anymore.

You can go to Order History and check your latest orders.

Returns

What is your policy on returns?

At paranoiaparadise we want you to love what you order.

If you're not satisfied with your purchase, please return the item(s) for an exchange or refund.

Please send us the item(s) that you want to return. Indicate what you are returning and why. Please let us know if you would like in return whether it be an exchange or refund.

All returns must be made within 30 days after receiving your item(s).

In order to process your return, please include your name, username and order number along with the item(s) that you are returning.

All returns must be in the original condition that you received them in.

We do NOT accept back washed items.

If a washed item is returned, we will refuse it and ask you to pay to have it returned to you.

If you have any other questions about returns please feel free to contact us via the online form.

The item I received was defective or incorrect.

If you received the wrong item or if the item is defective, we will reimburse you for the cost of shipping the item back to us.

Please send the item back regular mail and include your receipt with the return.

I sent back a return, but haven't heard anything back.

Returns can take 1-5 weeks until we receive them.

When your return is processed, we will send you a notification email. Check your spam folder to make sure the notification didn't get marked as spam.

Shipping Rates and Information

What shipping options do you offer?

We only offer Global Priority Mail with the German Post. Single Shirts are shipped in a small box.

It is the cheapest method to ship.

We might offer more shipping methods in the future, if our customers request it.

In urgent cases, shipping via Fedex is possible. Please inform us via the online form.

How much will shipping cost me?

Costs vary based on ship location and the weight of the items in your order.

To determine the cost of shipping, simply add the items you wish to order to your cart. In the cart is a pulldown menu which calculates your shipping costs according to your location. If it is not already set to your country, just choose your country and let us calculate the shipping costs.

I haven't received my order yet!

Depending on your location it can take in the worst case up to 5 weeks. Mostly international shipments arrive within 2 weeks.

Our experiences:

  • Europe: 1-3 days
  • USA / Canada: 4-8 days
  • Asia: 5-15 days
  • Oceania: 7-20 days
  • South America: 5-12 days
  • Africa: 6-34 days

Why was my order charged at customs fee?

The shipping cost combines the handling fee for your package as well as the postage necessary to send your order.

If your shipping destination is outside the European Union, your order is generally subject to local import fees, duty, customs, VAT charges or additional taxes in the country of destination.

The checkout process clearly states that all international orders outside the European Union may incur a customs fee by your local customs authorities.

This fee is being charged by your government, not paranoiaparadise. We apologize for any inconvenience, but we have no control over the customs authorities in your country or any other.

Product Sizing Information

What T-Shirt printing sizes and styles exist?

This information can be found on the Sizes page.

Washing Instructions?

Our tag format doesn't always allow enough space for detailed washing instructions.

Our washing instructions:

  • Gentle machine wash in cool water
  • Do not bleach
  • Warm iron
  • Dry clean
  • Gentle tumble dry at low temperature
  • Please wash and iron inside out
  • Please use color washing detergent only
  • Please wash with similar colors

The tee's are 100% cotton blend shirts and may NOT shrink. Also the color fastness will last for years. (Tell us about quality)

Why don't you offer more sizes?

We haven't had much of a demand to carry other sizes than what we offer. If that changes in the future, we'll definitely add additional sizes.

Sign up for the paranoiaparadise newsletter and be notified if and when that happens.

Privacy Policy

What is your privacy policy?

We respect your right to privacy.

Further informations can be found on the Privacy page.